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Schlatt: Would you say the Lordâs name in vain?
Michael: God no.
[All gasp]
Charlie: Michael! Jesus Christâ
[All gasp]
[Ted and Michael laugh]
Schlatt: I mean, holy shit guysâ
[All exclaim]
Schlatt: Ted, be careful.
Charlie: Ted.
Ted: Now wait just a goddamnâ
[Thunder rumbles]
[All scream]
Charlie: Itâs his light.
Schlatt: Holy fuck!
Charlie: Itâs come to take us.
Ted: For our audio listers, love you to death, Boruff just made lightning strike in the studio.
Charlie: Boruff just called God into the studio.
Schlatt: Itâs rapture.
#chuckle clips#chuckle sandwich#episode 31#ted nivison#jschlatt#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#michael reeves
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greenie
pairings: platonic ted x gender neutral reader, platonic schlatt x gender neutral reader
pronouns used: they/them
summary: schlatt + ted helping you through a green-out (separate drabbles)
trigger warnings: vomiting, greening out, marijuana
w.c: 1,018
ted nivison
you knew you were going to green out; you hadnât smoked in weeks. but you still overdid yourself, smoking a joint and a half with your close friend, ted nivison.Â
he knew almost immediately when your voice trailed off that you were gonna green. so, like the good friend he was, he got up from his seat and went to the kitchen to fetch you some snacks and aplenty of water before coming back out to the living room.Â
âhere,â he pressed the bottle of water against your cheek until you grabbed it from him, âdrink up.â setting the snacks on the table in front of you, he brought a hand to the crown of your spine and massaged gently.Â
you hummed a âthank youâ, taking slow gulps of water as he continued to alleviate your anxiety.Â
after a few moments, you tried to munch on some crackers. but, to your misfortune, your mind rejected it, believing that if you ate anything youâd get sick immediately. though, with a bit of encouragement from ted, you took a small bite and chased it down with water.Â
it wasnât too long after that you were hunched over the toilet, ted kneeling next to you with a hand on your shoulder, squeezing gently as a way to comfort you. you hadnât thrown up yet; you were mostly just dry heaving. but it still freaked you the fuck out.Â
âteddy...?â your voice was dry and ragged. you couldâve sworn you tasted your snack from last week in your saliva. ted squeezed your shoulder again, moving his other hand up and down your spine.Â
ââm right here, dude. i've got you.âÂ
you took a deep, shaky breath, reaching for the bottled water on the bathroom sink and taking a drink. âgod, i feel like i'm gonna die.â you propped your elbow on the toilet seat, leaning against your palm for support. âcan you, um... can you turn on--âÂ
before you could finish your sentence, ted was already pulling out his phone to go to your spotify account. you laughed dryly when you heard âcall this # nowâ by the garden play from the speakerphone.Â
âyou know me so well.â you hummed. ted chuckled.Â
âiâd hope so, youâre my best friend.âÂ
your heart melted at hearing that. âyouâre my best friend, too.âÂ
you threw up almost immediately after that, heaving your guts out while ted pulled your hair away from your face while simultaneously rubbing your back as a form of comfort.Â
âthere you go, dude, there you go.âÂ
you couldnât handle the smell; it was wafting up into your nostrils and making you want to throw up more. âfuck, this sucks.âÂ
ted pulled out some kleenex from its box, wiping the gunk-filled saliva off of your chin.Â
âi know, i know. you're doing great though, dude, just try to relax.â he motioned to the bottle water; you nodded, and he grabbed it, twisting the cap off and putting it to your lips. you reached your hand up, but he shook his head.Â
âi got it, just... open your mouth.âÂ
you do so, ted pouring some water in slowly. you cringed at the taste of the acidic spit mixing with the water and washing down your throat.Â
âthatâs fuckinâ rancid, jesus fuck.âÂ
ted chuckled softly brushing your cheek with the pad of his thumb gently. âyou feel a little better though, donât you?âÂ
you glanced at him from the corner of your eye. âyeah.âÂ
after a few more minutes of hunching over the toilet in case you threw up again, you were in bed with ted, scrolling through netflix to find something to watch. you leaned against ted, resting your head on his shoulder with a contented hum. he smiled, wrapping an arm around you and clicking on one of your favorite shows.Â
âteddy?â you whispered; he hummed in response. âthank you.âÂ
ted smiled and gave your shoulder a squeeze.Â
âanytime.âÂ
jschlatt
"fuck...âÂ
you're hunched over the toilet, dry heaving your guts out. you didnât understand why you were so close to greening; you didnât even get that high. Â
or, at least thatâs what you thought. in reality, youâd gotten pretty fucked up, and the little voice in the back of your conscience knew it; you were just in denial.Â
a knock wrapped against the bathroom door, and you didnât even need to guess who was on the other side before it opened.Â
âhey, greenie, food and water.â schlatt said, setting the snacks down on the sink counter before handing you the bottled water. âdrink up.âÂ
you reached out and grabbed it, thankful that heâd already unscrewed the cap as you drank. schlatt, big arms crossed over his chest, canât help but chuckle.Â
âjesus christ, youâre fucked.âÂ
you groaned, flipping him the bird. âget fucked.âÂ
âhey, donât gimme that. you're the one that went ham on the weed.âÂ
âi didnât smoke that much!âÂ
schlatt laughed in disbelief. ânot that much? you had three and a half joints, dumbass!âÂ
you broke out into a small fit of dry laughter, still hunched over the toilet.Â
âitâs not usually this bad.â you defended, taking another swig of water.Â
schlatt huffed. âcoulda fooled me.â Â
after a few more minutes of him distracting you, you finally had your âcleansing barfâ, schlatt having to pull your hair into a half-done bun as you hacked up whatever snacks youâd eaten earlier.Â
you groaned, squeezing your eyes shut as the vomiting subsided. schlatt patted your shoulder, giving it a firm squeeze before speaking,Â
âthink you can move?âÂ
ânuh-uh.â you mumbled.Â
âwell, youâre gonna have to.âÂ
after a few moments of back and forth, he finally got you into bed, head in his lap as he scrolled through youtube, trying to find some random video to play. his hand patted your head, playing with your hair as he finally chose a video. you hummed, eyes puffy and half-lidded.Â
âmm, schlatt?â you muttered; he hummed in response. âthank you.âÂ
you couldnât see his face from where you were laying, but you knew there was a small smile pulling at his lips.Â
âyeah, donât mention it.â
âââ
a/n: i hope you enjoyed! uh, i realize i never got that birthday schlatt fic out like i said i was going to, and i dunno if it's tooooo late for one or not, but i might do like a birthday-reader fic or something with him + maybe ted to make up for it.
#jschlatt#chuckle sandwich#jschlatt x you#ted nivison#jschlatt x reader#canisguts.fics#ted nivison x reader#chuckle sammy#jschlatt fanfic#schlatt x you#schlatt x reader#ted nivision x reader#ted nivison x you#chuckle clips#sleep deprived podcast#sdp
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we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh
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drew schart
#skyepost#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#jschlatt#jschlatt fanart#schlatt fanart#chuckle sandwich#rammie#youtube#clip studio paint#schlatt brain go brr?
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âyou were like, unironically an alcoholicâŚâ
âyeah, and itâs funny, because like, that was supposed to be- the move to austin was like, me turning things around. nothing turned around. the best decision i made wasnât moving to texas, it was probably getting jambo, whoâs just⌠the fuckinâ best.â
#that clip grabbed me by the neck and slammed me into the ground#ILL. I AM ILL!!!!!#he loves that cat so damn much it makes me wanna cry#and you can tell jambo loves him back too#they saved each other đĽ˛#just me and my cat⌠and an impossible viewâŚ.#tears in my schlannie eyes#jschlatt#schlatt#jschlatt edit#my edits#chuckle sandwich edit#boygenius edit
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indifference towards raphael "narcissist" baldursgate is super effective.
....but the swirly helps too
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate#raphael#durge#dark urge#dragonborn#tav#tav bg3#sylvia#oc#this is based on a chuckle sandwich clip btw#minty plays with crayons
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Slimecicle: Seriously, dude? Yo soy bueno, I'm all good! [Reading the game text] "Start walking in a different directionâ" Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go on a fckin' hike.
Slimecicle: I'm going to have a very nice walk, and maybe I'll find a cool little stream! Because I'm a streamer.
#Charlie Slimecicle#Slimecicle#Slay the Princess#I'm obsessed with the way he says this#Goofy ass streamer (fond)#I was listening to this VOD last night (well. right now but I'm queuing this) and this goofy moment made me chuckle#to the extent that I rewound it and replayed it again#so I figured I'd share the clip so it could maybe give other people a laugh too#Goofy inflections like this always make me laugh (especially because I do that too)#Q
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Above all, serve God, love well, and commit to the Bit
#i was watching 2011 much ado about nothing clips last night and it probably shows#this is mostly because im still chuckling a little over that last reblog#bea rambles
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audio listeners...
#ted nivison#ted nivison fanart#chuckle sandwich#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#clip studio paint#csp#art#drawing#painting
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Jambo Jam đŤâ¨
I'm having jschlatt brainrot and I had an epiphany.
He has a cat that has jam in its name, so might as well make use of that. :p
#my art#art#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#jschlatt#schlatt#jambo#sdmp#sdp#sleep deprived#sleep deprived podcast#jschlatt fanart#schlatt fanart#chuckle sandwich#cat#cat art#kitty#cute
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3 times Chucky stares down at the camera looking all handsome and cute and | FLA @ MIN (December 18, 2024)
one of the best vs god is he nice with the puck (screams into the void)
#sabby cat clips#panthers lb#florida panthers#matthew tkachuk#mt19#chucky#nhl#hockey#him saying he (reino) is nice with the puck#and that chuckles nervously#as if there is some underlying thing going on#like are you guys fu-
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Ted: I think that in every universe but this one, Schlattâs a furry. Like, thatâs like the same thing.
Schlatt: WellâŚ
Ted: Oh?
Tucker: I could actually see that. Itâd be cat based though.
Schlatt: No, it would not be cat based, no no. Definitely not.
Ted: Heâd be a big goat man. Heâd be a big goat man.
Schlatt: Furries are⌠yeah, I mean, no oneâ thereâs no cat furries, thatâs weird.
Ted: He already has a fursona, heâs a goat man.
Schlatt: Yep. Itâs true.
Ted: He likes to eat cans.
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Iâve said it before and Iâll say it again, Witchlight Chuckles (I canât say anything about Stardust Rhapsody Chuckles since I havenât seen it yet) seems almost likeâŚa semi-decent person? Chaotic, certainly, but also just kindaâŚchill? As long as youâre not Gideon, anyway (canonically, he seems pretty chill with Gid from what little I saw of the Halloween oneshot)
I only bring this up bc i decided to watch the first Yuletide oneshot (Christmas spirit and all that), and Chuckles is already offering everyone snacks. I mean, theyâre made of drugs and probably some other demonic clown substance, but to be fair, Briggsy canât taste and Iâm sure Bitsy and Torbek have eaten worse (I mean, Bitsy has literally eaten hairy floor sausages, so)
#legends of avantris#chuckles the clown#torbek#bitsy uprooted#briggsy kratch#also what brought me to the Yuletide oneshots was their compilation#and one of the clips was literally Briggsy giving Torbek his number#guys I just thought briggsbek was a Yuletide based crackship#I mean it still is but I didnât realize it actually had some merit to it
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for the rhink shippers
#rhett and link#rhink#ear biscuits#finally posting the video version of this moment#there is sooooo much to unpack here#first of all#thank YOU for the shout out rhett#it's so nice how often you think of us#lmao#and i don't think i've ever heard them actually call us by our name?#like saying rhink shippers out loud#it's so freaking funny#and the comment that they don't mind feeding into our theories?#WILD#and link's shrug and tiny eye roll after rhett said it#addffghf#and him chuckling through this whole clip#while rhett is ranting about rhink shippers#and doing this weird face and scrunching up his nose#i'm literally gonna analyze this whole clip#my post
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#skyepost#artists on tumblr#my art#illustration#art#clip studio paint#jschlatt#jschlatt fanart#schlatt#schlatt fanart#mcyt#chuckle sandwich#christmas#christmas art#youtube#myct fanart#Iâm so sorry
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more express sketches. i will be insufferable about this mod
#incredibox express#express careen#express specter#express desby#express locke#if the quality gets eaten on this i will die#i fell down a short rabbit hole of chuckle sandwich clips looking for something specter could say#then i gave up hoohoo
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